Sid the Hairy Spider

 *Said really fast in high pitched voice*

Quotations of ICT based Holy-nehhss!

 

 Philli: Kirsty and Sal, I mean Phil... Ee. Dot com.

Kirsty: Let’s nest *Squat*.

Philli: Kirsteeee, I think I just swallowed a stoone!

Kirsty: (On Othello) Basically, homeslice, I want his babies,

Miss Saddique: Why are you late?
Philli: *Wiggles through door* Merrh!

Daavid: *Burps*
Kirsty: Was that Mitch?!

Philli: What's Daavid dooin'?!
Kirsty: He's taking it casual.
Philli: He looks a lil' confused...
Kirsty: Aaaand he has orange hair? *actually looks* Ooh noo!

Ice Cream Guy: You know you can have two different flavours?
Philli: Ooh noo!
*Ice cream guy turns around*
Kirsty/Vicky: *Look at Philli* 
Kirsty: You did not just say that.

Kirsty: Ah-ha, Jordan just sounded funny.
Philli: And he has curly hair. 
Kirsty: *looks at Jordan* No, he doesn't....who are you talking about!?
Philli: John. Who are you talking about? 
Kirsty: *Points at Osbourne thing* 
Philli: Osbournes?
Kirsty: Noo, Jordan sounded funny!
Philli: Oh, Jordan!
Kirsty: Who's John?
Philli: Y'know, John.
Kirsty: Oh, Jooohn!

Kirsty: Sallyyy, Philli just grabbed hoold of Nicky's hoomeslice!

Philli: *running next to Kirsty* Yoo hooooo! *waves*
Kirsty: *Laughs to the finish line*

'He's just taking it casual.' - Kirsty

Nicky: *starts talking*
Philli: Shut up, Nicky.

Alex G: Vicky, they're calling me a rude word and I don't know what it is.
Vicky: What is it?
Alex G:G-Unit.

Philli: Hey, it's my mum's car!... What the hell?

Philli: Can I have some paper please?
Mr. Harris: Do you need paper? 
Philli: Not really, no.
Mr. Harris: You just like to have paper, do you?
Philli: Yep.
Mr. Harris: Do you collect paper?
Philli: Sometimes.
Mr. Harris: Okay, here you go. *gives paper*

*Smell of smoke from barbeque outside*
Chris Bolter: Oi, Mitch, Mitchell! You lighting up again?
Mitch: *keeps neutral*

Philli: *rolled tongue hiss*
Kirsty: *Not amused*
Philli: ...Sorry.

*whole English class goes silent*
Philli: Let's call him Kenny!

Kirsty: *rolls her tongue and makes a slurpy noise* Sounds like spaghetti hoops!

Matt: (at Sally) What did I do?!
Philli: You stole her cat's pajamas.
Nicky: What are you on about?
Philli: Y'know... cats and their... pajamas.

Kirsty: *squishes Philli's face* You look so cute. I just wanna dunk you in my coffee.

Philli: Can I bite your nose?
Kirsty: Sure *presents nose* Have a nibble.

Nicky: Decompose!

Kirsty: (typing) The park is manly..
Philli: The park is manly with a feminine side that you're sure to love(!)

Jamie: Who did you hang around with today? Oh, I hung around with the HULK.

Philli: (whilst doing 'I want to break free' at Kirsty's house) You have a lot of bananas.
Kirsty: Whatever. (Starts dancing)
Philli: *starts giggling*
Kirsty: Wait... I have a lot of bananas, what?!

Kirsty: (To Jamie) Why aren't you going to Brean?!
Nicky: I'm going to Brean!
Jamie: You're not funny, you're not handsome, you're just not Jamie.

Jordan: Do you have a pen?
Philli: Nooo.
Jordan: (walks off)
Philli: I did not just say 'Nooo'.

Jamie: I always picture Nicky going out and fighting crime in his spare time.

Nicky: Jamie worships me.

Jamie: The Huwman cake.

Nicky: With you around anything could happen.
Philli: Merr.
Nicky: *face-palm*

Jamie: I'm jealous of Nicky's guns.

Kirsty: Do you do yoga in your bedroom?
Jamie: Only if Nicky wants me to.

Jamie: (talking about Nicky) He's trying to use the force... It doesn't work.

Kirsty: Eat me Jason, eat me!

Jamie: Me and Huw, our special power could be picking Nicky up and swinging him.

Kirsty: (talking about Winston, her hamster) I could call him Huw, and look at him goooo!!

Kirsty: Do the flick 'n' lick!

Jamie: Nicky, do you have a bunny costume?
Nicky: Did you just say 'bunny costume' or 'bunny girl suit'?

Nicky: Spider!
Philli: No, that's your hand.

Philli: (completely innocent) Jamie, do you like to make Nicky scream?
Jamie: *pulls a face*

People outside: *waves*
Nicky: It's my fans!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mood: Joy
Listening to: Warrachaou You Boyfriend (Y'know, I probably spelt that wrong)
Reading: FletchJones memories on McFlyslash
Watching: FLASH - Attack of the Random (Bradsgurl.deviantart.com)
Playing: Uhh... I think Pokemon's somewhere... Uhh...
Eating: My fingers
Drinking: Nothing.... =(

MUAHAHAHA I will take over the world, yesh.

Becky may be coming down where I live! *is all jumpy and hyper* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I am very excited, and it's my birthday in seventeen days! =O I bet something bad's going to happen tomorrow to even out the good that's happening this evening! <3

I need my lipbalm, my mouth is killing me. Ouch. I HATE NERVES/EXCITEDNESS/MYOWNFUCKINGFAULT. Damn teeth. 

Hmm, I will go now! *heroic pose, skips off like a giraffe!*

Hello folks!

For anyone who gives a piss, I have a new youtube account which is stfoosa (hmm, sounds familiar!) because I kept getting hated by anti-david tennant people. Fuckkerrrrrrrs. 

What do you know, I may have an idea for a McFLY slash crossover thanks to this damn song and its sexy slightly gay video. Cheers, Jake Shears. Not that I haven't been writing, because I have. It's pretty shite, though, so I've given up on it. Philli's losing her inspiration, really. Random word generator isn't doing me any good, either. 

Insanity prawn boy loves you. Don't forget it now, kiddies!

We got shown the panorama crap in tutor about internet safety, and I was sat there thinking 'You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to take your clothes off or go out to meet someone who you've never even seen on webcam!' Jeeze, kids today! Umm... Yes, I'm not a child *shifty look* 

I am going BALD. My hair is falling out. Gaaaah, it's all Mr. Scott's homework that he's fucking well given us and... *whacks something over the head. Something turns out to be self. Buggrit.*

Umm... yes... 

BYE! *click*

 

See - Computer screen
Smell - Wool
Hear - Funfunfun - McFly/Busted
Feel - Keyboard keys being sticky
Taste - My spit

Journal,

Wassup, ma homie? Deary me, I am not a gangsta... I hope...

I dislike Charlie Simpson. Matt Willis and James Bourne are fine with me, but Charlie's a no-no. My friend Kirsty, when told that he is a moose, said "Clicks replay on youtube. Going underground!" which is no great help, really. 

I haven't got much to write in here, so have a picture of a peg. Damn, it won't upload because LJ doesn't like Bitmaps. GHEY.

Philli x

Title: Coming Clean
Pairing: Poynter/Judd
Part: Standalone/Mixture songfic.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the songs, or Harry. Or his past. Ooor Dougie.
Summary: It's lyrics from two songs that I think could be about coming out, or are about coming out. Song one is Coming Clean by Green Day (In green), and the second is Come Clean by Hilary Duff (In purple). I'm sure there are many others, but these are probably my favourites.

Poynter/Judd

Names of people in rooms for Summer is so Camp: Ford, Wood, Efron and Parr.

Tennant - David Tennant
Carrey - Jim Carrey
Eccleston -Christopher Eccleston
Fletcher - Take a wild guess.
Ford - Random name
Wood - Dick n Dom's Dominic Wood
Efron - Zac Efron
Parr - Random name
Way - Gerard Way

In Danny's room are -

Danny
Matthew Broderick
Tom Felton

17th April 2007.

Journal,

  I am not in a very good mood. Mostly because I have lost the homework booklet for maths and there is no way in hell that my teacher is gonna believe me. This isn't a good thing, because I chucked it in the bin. If my lovely Polish Math's teacher wants to go through my garbage and find the homework booklet, she can. Because I have put it in the bin by mistake.

  Kirsty invented yet another new word: Cocharacha. Don't ask what it means. I'm not going to explain now when I'm knackered after ballroom dancing. I got told off in English because I was writing slash in the back of my book instead of doing the work. Well, boo frickedy hoo Mr Kelsall.

  I had to keep telling myself not to dance to McFly this morning on the way to the bus stop. I am very hyper in the mornings, and I never know why...maybe it's the Marshfield air....NAH!.

Philli the candyfloss monster (GHOSTBUSTERS!)

Dear Journal,

Today is Tuesday. I have eaten all of my easter eggs already and am listening to Madina Lake. 

  I'm talking to Danny the wonderboy, he's amazing! Ummm....Not much is going on actually or has gone on. So, you can probably tell why I'm bored, huh? I was playing pokemon earlier; my Pokemon crystal game is fucked up and wont save. Grr, that makes me as mad as I was when I realised I couldn't watch Dougie touching himself.

  New found liking for dance music is very odd, but good. Still obsessed with McFly and their gayness. Made a Poynter/Judd collage and so am happy about that. I drew a picture about three days ago, and kept forgetting to scan it so I scanned it earlier and I have to get off the PC in about...fourteen minutes. Yippee doo-daa. Then, I wont be able to talk to my favourite person in the universe (AKA Danny) because my phone is out of credit. 

  I need to put Madina Lake on my MP3 player in a sec, so I'll finish this quickly then scoot off the computer so my Mother wont know that I've been on it *deletes history in paranoia* 

Philli the over sized pixie.

Dear Journal *laughs*

It's a Friday, and the start of the easter holidays. Most of which will be spent hopefully writing lots. Which is a good thing. Unfortunatley, I may have to see old relatives. That's a bad thing.

  Thank whatever non-existent mystical being you believe in for McFly Slash to keep me occupied and stop anoying my big sissa. Shame she's going off to Niguragua in...three days. Eep. The strangest thing is the fact that I know I'm going to miss her, loads. Cause she's out there for a month, without any means of communitcation with us :(. Sad, isn't it?

  I have extremely bad writers block on a story I'm writing: Dead or Alive, but I've started a brand new one called Dougie's School Diary. Something to keep me happy. Also, I know how to record McFly clips from my wonderland DVD so I'm a happy slasher.

The Phillinator.

Well, currently, I'm ruining perfectly good songs by changing the pitch and making them sound like chipmunks

what fun it is too!

nothing much really happened today accept I missed the whole of first period because I over slept. *appluades self*

also wrote more McFly slash diary type thing so I'm pretty proud of that and I wrote a song.

GO ME!

Not much going on today,

List of bad things in the day:

School,
Writer's Block *grr*
Mouldy peanut butter
PE THIS MORNING


Good things today:

Skittles at lunch
Sugar sandwiches
Finished writing short play
Watched Bullet in a Bible AND The McFly Wonderland tour thingy

Go me!

Homework: NONE! YES! RESUUULT!

Quote of the day: I looked up at the stars in the sky and thought: Were the fuck is my roof?

Umm, hello and my name is Philli but I would prefer it if you call me Foosa.

I'm getting glasses in a week and I have an orange brace. I'm mostly hyper at school and I hate maths.